What a morning! Today is Evacuee Day for Alfie, could I find my brown leather bag? no, so I had to make one out of my wellly box at dog shit O’clock this morning! Alfie was constantly fussing about his outfit so changed into this shorts then moaned about his top riding up- driving me insane! Teddie then spots Alfie’s boxes & goes into full meltdown as he hasn't got one. I'm now running around like a loon trying to find a bloody box to wrap up for Teddie, While I'm doing this a drink then gets knocked over down the whole of my back so I'm now soaked but leave it as haven't got time to deal with it. As we walk to school Alfie decides to open his case, 🤬🤬🤬his apple has now rolled into the road, his sandwich is laying on the pavement & Teddie is sobbing again as he's not got a costume! All this and it wasn't even 9 am!! You can't make this shit up people, the fight is real💪💪🤛🏻🤛🏻🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🥃🥃🥃🍷🍷🍷🍷🥃🥂🥂🥂🍻🍾🍾🍾
